I look like a movie star.
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This is not glamorous. Due to the need to cover up my skin,
I look like an old reclusive movie legend who is trying to disguise her looks
from the public. The look I am rocking is that of Greta Garbo, long after she had lost her sense of
style and became a fashion disaster.
On my second last day of radiation, my technician told me that I
had to keep my neck and chest away from the sun. Forever. She said that super
strong suntan lotion would be helpful, but what I should really wear is a scarf.
And the hat…well, I still have lesbian hair. And as I’ve
said many a time, I love lesbians, but I'm not crazy about the manly hair. And even though my cap has a visor to keep out the sun, I still wear giant round sunglasses, cus my friend Rosalie told me that I looked cool.
This look has been great in the spring, but now that it’s summer
I look a like a mummy. And this weekend I intend to sit on a dock with some of my favorite friends and drink beer from Mexico.
And I'm pretty sure there's a hat for that.
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