With a glass of Moet in one hand, and an electric razor in the other, Jim shaved off my hair. After months of anticipation, it wasn’t as traumatic as I thought. Granted, I’m not completely bald. My hair is about quarter inch, or whatever is the equivalent to the length of hair on a GI Joe doll, or a hamster.
In my secret fantasies, my almost bald head would look like Natalie Portman in ‘V is for Vendetta’. I was somewhat astonished to find out that, without hair, my head looks like an upside down egg.