Christmas
is in full swing at our house. The tree is up, the porch is lit, and Jed is walking around
with a furry red collar. Jolly cards are arriving by the handful, and parcels
are gathering under the branches. But in truth, there have been pretty
parcels floating around our house since the summer.
It all a started with a stack
of bandages handed to me unceremoniously by a delivery man.
‘Delivery from Starkmans’ he’d said, thrusting the bag it into my hands. I threw it in the
closet, annoyed by it’s very presence. I didn’t want to see anything medicinal.
Nor did I want to see the pill bottles that I’d hidden in my underwear drawer.
Or the thermometer.
Pretty Parcels, and Pills |
If one isn’t careful after an operation, one’s
house can start to look like a pharmacy, and reminders of illness scattered all
over the place are depressing. So in an effort to make things pretty, I trotted
off to the dollar store and stocked up on decorative bags and boxes. I took all my
pills and put them in a merry blue and white striped box. Bandages went in a
variety of lovely colourful bags, separated by size, and frequency of use. Scissors,
tape, and other accessorizes went into polka dot bag which looked lovely, and
inviting! (Percocet of course, got a special vessel of it’s own).
When nurse Alexi came to
check my post-op incisions, he’d order me ‘Get bandage, bleeze’. I’d reach in
the closet and grab a tasteful parcel, and it was as though I was handing him a
gift. He never questioned my wrapping. Indeed, he probably wondered why I
didn’t go a step further and get Hugo Boss carrying cases, since that’s more
his style.
Now when I open my closet
door, instead of a medicine cabinet, it looks like a tiny party! Since my dream
room is Candy Spelling’s ‘Wrapping Paper Room’, this pleases me immensely. And
I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t incorporate a piece of two of decorative ribbon.
To complete my project, I took the mounds of canceritis literature that had
been thrust upon me, and organized it into tasteful pastel folders. Candy
Spelling would be proud.
Pretty Cute |
I rarely go into those boxes
anymore, though occasionally I’ll pop a recreational pill. Thankfully my summer
anti-illness packages are being outnumbered by happy Christmas boxes, and my
tiny wrapping paper closet is bursting with the festivities surrounding Jesus’s
birth.
I can still wrap a mean gift,
even though my brain is a bit foggy. And hopefully I can label the proper parcel, because
nothing sends ‘Merry Christmas’ less than a band-aid, and a syringe.