With a glass of Moet in one hand, and an electric razor in
the other, Jim shaved off my hair. After months of anticipation, it wasn’t as
traumatic as I thought. Granted, I’m not completely bald. My hair is about
quarter inch, or whatever is the equivalent to the length of hair on a GI Joe
doll, or a hamster.
In my secret fantasies, my almost bald head would look like
Natalie Portman in ‘V is for Vendetta’.
I was somewhat astonished to find out that, without hair, my head looks
like an upside down egg.
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